Hey, EightVape friends and fans!

It has come to my attention that some of you may be sitting around, vaping your kits and disposables, and just letting that sweet, sweet vapor simply drop out of your mouth like a jackass.

What are you even doing with your life right now? Haven't you been paying attention to the fact that there are other ways to let that vape out of your lungs? There's a whole community for it online, even! There are all manner of vaping tricks that people do, like the Tony Hawk of exhaling water vapor.

...Tony Hawk is still a cool, trendy reference, right? I'm sure it is. I'm just gonna keep rolling, because clearly we have to get you up to speed, so that you aren't embarrassing your friends at parties. (Like some writers do by making Tony Hawk jokes out loud in 2021.)

Let's run down the Top Ten Vape Tricks!

 

10. The Bow Tie Split

Like the name implies, his trick makes you look like you're blowing out a knot of vape, and splitting that bad boy in half:

 

 

9. Jellyfish:

This trick will make your vape like it should be getting chased around by Spongebob Squarepants with a big ol' net:

 

8. Blowing O's:

Another with a straight-forward name. You blow o-shaped rings. Tiny little circles of delight!

 

7. French Inhale

A French inhale is when you blow the smoke up from your mouth, and inhale it back in through your nose. (Which is far less unpleasant than it sounds.)

 

6. Liquid Mist

This trick is a good one for a situation where you'll have a drink handy. Turn any drink into a magic potion, like some kind of wizard/mad scientist hybrid.

 

5. Tornado

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! With this trick, you'll make a flat pool of vapor that twists up into a tornado twist!

 

4. Vape Bubble

This one takes a little more preparation, but it's totally worth it. A huge bubble of vapor will always impress!

A Vapor bubble is one of the funniest tricks. You’ll need a few supplies; Take an empty cardboard tube, soapy water, (and your electronic cigarette, of course.) Here are the three steps to pulling off this trick:

• Dip the end of the tube in soapy water.
• Take a long, hard pull from you device and blow vapor into the tube.
• The vapor will cause a bubble to form. 

 

3. The Waterfall

You fill a bottle with vape, you pour it out like water. Hence, waterfall.

 

2. The Dragon

In this trick, you're the dragon. The smoke comes out of your mouth and nose, like a menacing monster.

 

1. Ghost Inhale

First it's there, then it's gone! You blow it out, you suck it back in, and you look like you've kind of reversed time a little bit.

 EXTRA BONUS TRICKS!

Vapers out there love to show off their passion for vaping. It isn't like smoking regular tobacco; it’s about savoring the different flavors. The way you inhale or exhale the thick vapor effects your experience while vaping. That’s why vapers have invented different vaping tricks for fun.

Become the life of the party by entertaining others with these cool vaping tricks:

 

CLOUD DRAGON

The cloud dragon technique is a little more challenging. Take a very long pull from your device without inhaling any smoke. When you’ve a mouthful of vapor, exhale through your nostrils, while also exhaling some vapor through the corners of your mouth. This will create a cool effect that emulates a dragon breathing out fire.

 

CHEERIOS

One of the most common, popular vaping tricks is Cheerios. The trick takes a bit of practice but once you get the hang of it, it’s fairly simple to do. Here are the following steps for this trick:

• First, take a long pull from your vaporizer, and hold the vapor in your mouth.
• Next, form an O shape with your mouth and push you lips out. Then, slowly blow out vapor and small o's will start to form. 
• Make sure to leave your tongue flat at the bottom of your mouth; otherwise the trick will not work.

 

TORNADO

Last, but not least, is the tornado trick. This is one of the hardest tricks to learn, and will take the most practice. Like the vape bubble trick, you’ll need a cardboard tube. You’ll also need a flat surface to blow the vapor onto. (A piece of paper on the ground will do the job.)

• Take a long pull from your device, and exhale the vapor through the cardboard tube, onto the flat surface. 
• Make a karate chop motion, using your hand, through the vapor lingering on the surface; then flick your wrist. This will cause the vapor to swirl upward forming a small tornado for a few seconds. Try to do it all in one swift motion. 

Once you learn these awesome tricks, all of your friends will be asking you to show them how to do it themselves. This can be a great way to share your hobby and show-off your skills at the same time!

 

And there you have it! Top Ten Vape Tricks to make you extra cool, with your extra cool friends, as you hang out at the skate park, like ultra-cool Tony Hawk.

(I'm 100% certain that these Tony Hawk references are topical and make me sound cool. Right? ...Right?)

Consider yourselves educated, gang. Until next time, Vapers!